dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

I’m losing the recall election, Ben. Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points.

noctaelum:

The official full length TV launch trailer I Doctor Who Series 8 2014

Doctor Who + references in other television shows

Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing in The Imitation Game teaser trailer (x)

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

taarya:

"Are you lonely?""Why would I be lonely?""Because you’re sad. Have you lost something?”"No.""What did you lose?""My friend."

taarya:

"Are you lonely?"
"Why would I be lonely?"
"Because you’re sad. Have you lost something?”
"No."
"What did you lose?"
"My friend."

thetomska:

them-witches:

we are living in an age of wonder and miracles, my friends

On your left, DC.

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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