how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
what about dad!tony stark bringing his baby down to the garage and showing her how to properly maintain an engine
a three month old baby
just sitting in her carrier making ‘pbbbt' noises and shaking her fists and he just patiently explains the right way to change the oil on a classic car, lifting the carrier and pointing things out to her
dad!tony stark going overboard and reading all the baby books in an effort to be prepared. he’s always got at least one pulled up on his phone, tablet, and typically a physical book within hands reach at any given time
dad!tony stark trying to talk his baby girl to sleep by alternating between tech-speak that’s above most adult’s heads and baby talk because he just can’t help himself
dad!tony stark being anxious, worried, and terrified but also a completely competent parent
I am actually personally offended by the one math teacher in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory who can’t put 2 into 1,000 and make a percent. Harlot.
accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends
accidentally saying something mean to anyone
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t