modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

bluewindsummer:

priorities

romvnof:

Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

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I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

Vitamin String Quartet Mr. Brightside
Vitamin String Quartet
Mr. Brightside

polterghast:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

Bye Felicia

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

image

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

tyleroakley:

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

this was absolutely flawless

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow