everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13
Where is 12?
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow